She who is my wife and I recently completed our first little house project. We turned our white-n-bland half-bath off the kitchen into a Twin Peaks Black Lodge themed room of delight and despair. Delight because design wise, the black lodge is kind of amazing. Red curtains, black and white zig zag floors coupled with a dimly lit darkly painted room equals my-eyes-are-happy-and-intrigued. Plus there is an owl and a gorgeous wood log-framed mirror my awesome wife found. Despair because, well, Bob. I strongly dislike Bob. He only shows up in my worst nightmares trying to utterly annihilate my soul, like a jerk.